Volunteer, Not Junior Varsity

After a recently bad experience volunteering for a local organization that had professed to need her help but had in fact needed much more help than she could provide, Becky Codswallop made notes to herself such that, if she were ever in a position of leadership, she would know what to avoid. Volunteers are, after all, no less important than regular employees, aren’t they? She walked to a favorite spot at the park, a bench located off the beaten path near the creek, where she could talk to herself without being disturbed by anything other than the wind in the trees.

“One” she said, speaking as she wrote, “Make them feel welcome, and needed. Do this by training them appropriately, well, and training them yourself. Don’t leave a flunky, or someone who’s just learned the task themselves and may have missed something, or heaven forbid the punk who thinks he knows everything to train a new person.” She sat back and considered. “Although this may seem more time consuming than you can afford, the goal is to keep this new person with you for an extended period of time. It’s an investment” she said, grimacing at the word ‘investment’. It sounded inhuman and much too modern, as if she were writing a self-help manual. But it was, indeed an investment, in time, if not treasure.

“Two” she said. “Do not make your volunteer chase you down.” She scratched this out and wrote “Plan ahead and be where you said you were going to be.” She refused to write what came to mind just then: “Be Accessible.” That touched on the same tone as ‘investment’ and she refused to go down that path. Better to wait until some better words came to mind, words that weren’t so utilitarian. It was however critically important to make oneself available for questions, or even to solicit ideas. It was amazing how much wisdom people had if you just sat them down with a cup of coffee, asked a question, then shut up and listened. She made another note to herself, speaking as she wrote: “Honor the volunteer’s time and their expertise in other matters.”

The wind began to blow harder, picking up the leaves and scattering them across the bench and across her notepad. She looked up and though she appreciated the beauty of the gathering dark clouds she didn’t want to be outside underneath them when they let loose with what was certain to be a torrential downpour.

“Three” she wrote hurriedly. “Grow up and lead. Volunteer doesn’t mean junior varsity.”

She placed the cap back on her pen, tucked her notebook and pen into the leather bag she’d had longer than she’d had most of her friends, slung the strap over her shoulder and walked back to the car, satisfied that she had captured her own experience in a positive and helpful light.

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Cats For Old People

Gracie Hiding In The Christmas Tree

After Dad graduated from Chemo-University Mom agreed to fill the house with kittens again. For a year, after their old cats had gone the way of all old cats they had kept the house bare of creatures; Mom had enough to do caring for Dad.
We leaped into action and discovered that the organization most likely to provide new healthy kittens refused to even talk to old people because they considered kittens too “rambunctious” for the elderly.
Really.
Apparently a lifetime with cats in the house and younger family members in the form of adult children living nearby should anything go amiss was not enough to persuade them of the wisdom and need to have rambunctious furry things in the house.

So, in God’s providence, two cats were discovered in a box outside a grocery store, if I remember the story aright, and Gracie and George arrived in all their English Blue Shorthair glory. I’m not actually sure that they are English Blue Shorthairs but they look to be purebred somethings and this is close to what they look like.

George enjoys climbing into the cabinets above the counter and eating the butter straight from the dish. I think he dips into the sugar bowl, too, but we have no evidence of that; the butter stays on his face after he’s done. He climbs up on the counter and steals the toast, but only after it’s been covered with jam. He is particularly fond of cinnamon rolls, but will suffer to eat eggs, bacon, nearly anything edible as long as it’s been prepared properly. He leaps to the counter and has off with it before you can say “George!” then drags it to the kitchen floor and shares it with Gracie, who has the grace to stay on the floor where cats belong.
Gracie and George have systematically eaten every houseplant down to the root; there is nothing living in the house except those plants big enough to survive the onslaught. They have pulled all the crystal off the window box above the sink. They prefer to sit in the kitchen sink and wait for the water to be turned on so they can take their refreshment.
Mom and Dad pretend to complain about them yet every phone conversation begins with “George and Gracie did…. ha ha ha!” And though their food bill has increased as if they had teenage sons in the house, they haven’t been this happy in a couple of years.
What seems like wisdom is often foolishness. (But don’t leave the bacon on the counter at Mom and Dad’s house, not if you want it there when you turn around.)

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Loneliness Makes You Crazy

If I hurried through my after-class shower, left my hair wet, threw my uniform back on, and raced down four flights of stairs two at a time and out to the back porch I could reach the pay phones before anyone else. Five minutes’ slower and there would be at least five people waiting for both phones and even if they adhered to the ‘no more than ten minute call’ rule I’d be almost an hour waiting to call home.

The high temperature in southwest Oklahoma that particular November was 15-degrees Fahrenheit. Then the wind comes sweeping off the plains and sucks the breath out of your chest, freezes your wet hair, and turns your booted feet into blocks of ice. This phone calls costs.

There is nothing familiar or reassuring in a hundred-year-old stone cavalry building filled with people you don’t know assigned to the Artillery School at Fort Sill, Oklahoma. Loneliness is expected and often overwhelming, particularly at first, when it’s hard to make friends.

Sometimes just hearing the voice of someone you love, who lives outside your current circumstances is the breath of life. It gives you something to hold on to while you walk through your current misery because there’s hope of something better at the end of it.

Later in life we may be just as lonely but there may be no one to call. We do well to be kind to others. The loneliness might be making them crazy.

Tom Waits gets loneliness with his song “Shiver Me Timbers”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_F0DIJyHRs.

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Musings On C.S. Lewis’ “The Weight Of Glory”

By writing about things I try to become part of a conversation that is merely overheard. I write from a state of perpetual longing, the feeling of being outside of things.

I’m never invited in, I’m merely allowed to listen.

In the process, the act of writing, I am there. It is only when the writing is done and the pen is put away that I’m filled with the loneliness of having gone home alone. Again.

The moral: never read C.S. Lewis on an empty stomach.

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Humble Beast – The Truth

This weekend I discovered the talent at Humble Beast Records. Young men who get the truth of Christ and the gospel, and communicate that truth lyrically, truly, and well.

Two compelling videos:

The Incarnation: http://vimeo.com/34056202

The Gospel: http://vimeo.com/20960385

Real. True. Eternal.

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Battle? Birth.

Bare battlefield,

Home to naught but wind through grass and trees.

Knowing not what is to come Only that it will come;

God’s creatures as He made them: best and worst.

Sunlight now. God’s gaze on dew. Warming bones chilled during cold night’s preparation.

Knowing not what is to come, Only that it will come.

Agincourt? Iowa.

Men? Eagles.

Battle? Birth.

“…and I was daily his delight

rejoicing in his inhabited world

and delighting in the children of man.”

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Join us for a new season with the Decorah Eagles. The nest is ready. The Mama and The Papa are ready. The eggs are coming: The camera is on:  http://www.decoraheaglecamalerts.com/.

Delight in greatness, and the events that call us to be our best:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAvmLDkAgAM

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Don’t Be Afraid of Silliness

Leader, do not be afraid to be silly.

It does your heart good.

It’s fun.

My suggestion: gather a few select toys around you, and play with them periodically, in full view of your team. Wind-up crabs that walk across the desk; foam-rocket-guns; screaming-monkey-slingshots; all are worthy.

The biggest reason to play? It keeps you humble.

Beeker rides stop the camera bag during a recent visit to Balboa Park, San Diego. Ignore the look of abject panic; he had a great time.

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I Have A… Mixer: Update

Not quite the “I Have A Dream” speech but for me, it’s huge.

I have a dream, yes, I do, of serving an exquisite selection of baked goods and tea to people who want the best, at the best price, served quickly.

I needed a mixer that would overcome the fact that I can’t knead bread anymore (I could I suppose but it’s painful, and why do something that hurts?). Being financially prudent, I’ve been pricing KitchenAid mixers, setting aside websites and waiting for my tax return to arrive so I could take $350 or so and plop it down on a KitchenAid mixer that’s so huge and heavy it looks like one of the Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse. Power. I love the idea of that kind of machinery in my kitchen.

A couple, Mark and Dawn, who are in my Financial Peace University class heard my cry for a KitchenAid in one of our classes where we shared our dreams. “We have one that somebody gave to us” Mark said. “Do you want it?”

YES.

I spent yesterday cleaning and scrubbing this left-in-the-garage KitchenAid mixer. He stands next to my coffee maker on the counter (and he’ll stay in that spot because he weighs 30 pounds and it took all the strength I had to carry him from the garage upstairs to the condo). I think I’ll name him “Mr. Bunter,” after Lord Peter Wimsey’s valet. We’ll see.

I expressed my dream in public, as crazy as it sounded, and was given a $300 mixer. Coincidence? We think not.

Be inspired as I’ve been, with a 24-minute interview of Seth Godin, talking about being remarkable (and courageous enough to share your dream ideas). Here:  http://upmarket.squidoo.com/2012/02/08/we-are-all-weird/.

UPDATE: The mixer blew just a few minutes into the dough. It was looking beautiful, all fluffy and twisty, then “grrrrrrrr….” and silence. Gears stripped. Took the back off to see if I could uncover something that might be tinkered with. I refused to just concede defeat. Returned the back plate to its original position and now it won’t even turn on. It’s sitting by the front door awaiting a ride to the dumpster.

On to KitchenAid for a new one, the next larger size! And about $400 more expensive than free. Coincidence? We think not.

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Leadership Truths, Continued

Note To Non-Leaders: Your Embarrassment Is Not An Emergency

A quick rule-of-thumb way to determine whether or not someone is a leader is to put them in a situation where they have to think of their people first rather than themselves, at the risk of their own consternation, confusion, and/or embarrassment.

A leader will wait until the person they must speak to can be called from their duties with dignity.

A non-leader will interrupt immediately regardless of the embarrassment or confusion to the other person. They will assault the person with jargon, accusations, and information irrelevant except that it exposes the non-leader’s embarrassment.

This is true virtually every time it’s put to the test.

If you happen to have a non-leader in authority over you, the best thing to do is to realize what is true. Then laugh.

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No, Really, I’m Serious

It was 1940. France had fallen to the Germans. War was on Britain’s doorstep. Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain understood he was inadequate to the task of leading wartime Britain and resigned in May 1940; the British parliament promptly elected Winston Churchill to be their Prime Minister. He is reported to have said at the time “Finally, someone is in charge who knows what he is doing.” Churchill, with typical resolve, set out to prove to the world that Britain, despite her precarious position no more than one hundred miles across the Channel from Hitler’s forces in France was still a nation to be reckoned with.

July 1940 found the Axis powers preparing for an attack on North Africa. A French naval flotilla sat off the coast of Algeria, opposite the cityof Oran. Churchill feared the French would hand over operational control of these ships to the Germans and gave the French an ultimatum to either withdraw from the area or be blown out of the water. The French ignored him. Six ships were destroyed and 1,200 French sailors were killed.

Now that is resolve.

It’s been said that greatness requires only preparation and opportunity to reveal itself, and perhaps the opportunity hasn’t yet arrived for a leader as great at Churchill to arise.

I am hopeful. He is needed.

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We do well to honor great men, and it is a good thing occasionally to remind ourselves of the love and affection Churchill left in his wake. This short video is a worthy and moving summary of “The Day of Sorrow,” the day in 1965 England buried her beloved son, Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87Xkr8z3lEo.

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